1st time:
When i received a message at 6.30am from someone saying that she is going to sleep now...
2nd time:
When Mr phang went through 12 MCQ questions for Physics and i only got 5 right...
Yup, not much lessons today, but still dismiss at 4... Because we had breaks from 10.10 to 2.40... Went to watch High School Musical 3 during the breaks with Xue er,Jolene,Eng Hwee and Shannon... Wasn't that nice... If i have the choice again, i wouldn't go...
Played basketball after movie, got a cut on my finger... Went for "Malay Conversational" class... SUPER BORING... And i am home...
Now it is time for CSS(Cheewee's Sharing session), i shall share an email...Got this from Ricky... Just want to share and entertainment...
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
This is the end of CSS, see you next time and this is Jersae signing off at 6.11pm...
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